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18. California.

"I don’t give a shit about being approachable…" - Aubrey Plaza

yzma:

the chicken from season 1 is more important than larry

bunny-realness:

black cat moon, louis wain c. 1916

bunny-realness:

black cat moon, louis wain c. 1916

dylanohcryin:

nothing fucked me up more than hearing the line “now they’re going to bed and my stomach is sick, and it’s all in my head but she’s touching his chest” in mr brightside and REALIZING THAT SICK AND CHEST DON’T RHYME… ….SH E’S NOT TOUCHIGN HIS CHEST…..

staaayygolddd:

yourbaristaprobablyhatesyou:

  • People leering over the bar, double checking every step of their drink. Yes, ass face, I put whipped cream on your mocha. 
  • People ordering a water from me at the bar the moment they step away from the register. 
  • "Oh, Im sorry, I wanted that iced"
  • "Hey, is this my drink?" when they’re the only person in the lobby 
  • Expresso. 
sshedyourskin egiapwieland

luvlyhuman:

i wanna KISS YOU and you’re NOT HERE